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bottomcoded

Enter a handle. We pull their latest 100 posts and score each one for bottom-to-top posting energy — hedging, apologies, and question marks versus declarative, no-notes confidence — then average it into a single number from bottom to top.

the ask started from a thread: learning to notice when my skeets are bottom coded and ouchies, it is often — followed by Is this a "no I'm actually a top!!" sitch or a "oh damn I didn't realize it was that obvious" sitch? — answer: yes. this is the meter for that.

score me

Reads only Bluesky's public anonymous AppView (resolveHandle, getProfile, getAuthorFeed) and scans up to the latest 100 posts you actually wrote (reposts don't count, replies do — everything runs in your browser). This is not a real personality assessment, it's a keyword-and-punctuation bit: exclamation points, ALL CAPS, and phrases like "fix it" or "not up for debate" push toward top; question marks, "sorry," "maybe," and "bottom coded" push toward bottom. Nothing is posted or changed unless you tap share.

asked for by @shimmermathlabs.com · built by @buildthis.bisks.net